How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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