I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I have demons in me.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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