You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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