like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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