I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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