is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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