You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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