You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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