kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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