Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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