he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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