Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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