whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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