Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hippo gnu deer
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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