Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i now understand why vodka
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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