what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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