You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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