Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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