It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
