Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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