just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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