she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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