Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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