fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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