Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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