belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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