Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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