We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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