Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
