I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
