Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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