i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Randomize
