how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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