Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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