so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize