these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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