yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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