Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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