So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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