at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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