Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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