I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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