How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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