You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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