We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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