Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
