one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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