just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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