Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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