Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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