You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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