BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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