Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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