But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
