I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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