I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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You. Win. At. Life.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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